
Pirates! Rule the Caribbean! Homemade Spirits: Keep away from open flames.

Pirates! Rule the Caribbean! Star Charts aren't as fun as stealing hooks. Show off yer Stolen Hooks!

Pirates! Rule the Caribbean! Nevermind that durn bandana on yer head, get yerself a Colonial Hat. More manlier, anyways.

Pirates! Rule the Caribbean! How good are ye at forgin' documents? 'Cause we got False Documents if yer not...

Pirates! Rule the Caribbean! Real pirates cover themselves in the most gaudy Jewels possible. Get yours today!

Pirates! Rule the Caribbean! Don't take a wench into that fleabit hammock, impress her with yer Captain's Study. Ye can thank me later...

Pirates! Rule the Caribbean! Been hearin' a lot 'bout ninja's recently. Dunno 'bout the pajamas or the sneakin,' but anythin' stronger'n wine and the durn fools cry like wee little girls... Gimme a yo ho!













